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Nov 4

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Jul 24

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Until now I never told anybody what I did last summer. There was this one person who said they knew what I did, but they were way off base. It all started with the Land Rover I borrowed from a friend. I had no plan. No plan at all. I just started driving and eventually found myself in the desert. There I met this gnarled old medicine man who told me I was destined for great things. He smelled funny. And then he...

Sep 28, 2017

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Let me first explain myself. I am not a brave person by nature. I once spent three hours in my little sister's playhouse hiding from a bee. Turns out it was just a small speck of ash on the wind from a neighbor's charcoal grill. Keep this in mind. It was a day much like any other. The sun shown brightly, bathing the forest in a warm glow. It broke through the canopy's small gaps like a cascading river of light,...

Jul 31, 2017

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I've been on the job for almost two months now. I made it through winter without frostbite, made a few friends, am pretty sure I saw a pack of Knarls, and even had a close encounter with two black bear cubs. And by close I mean at a distance and by encounter I mean snapped a photo with a telephoto lens. It was super adorable.

The Tourists

Now about these tourists. Give me bears any day of the week. Most...

Mar 8, 2017

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My first day was relatively uneventful. In fact, it was paperwork for the better part of the morning. I kind of like paperwork though, so I didn't mind (don't tell anyone). After all the necessary forms were finished though, we headed out for some trail inspection, one of our primary duties. Fellow ranger Taylor Shotwell and I clocked almost 8 miles of snowshoeing. We didn't see a single other soul. I could get used...

Jan 19, 2017

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Today marks the first day of my new life as a National Park Ranger. I have officially given up my attempt at a career in Applied Harry Potter Sciences after several frustrating years. My degree from Frostburg University and subsequent $82k in student loans would have been a complete waste were it not for my ability to cast a nearly flawless Patronum Charm. It’s 4:45am and my travel mug of coffee is full to the...

Jan 18, 2017